Road Rage at Zero Miles Per Hour

Yeah, buddy, there’s a reason your ’86 Volvo is moving forward while your transmission is in park. You went over your allotted time for ordering at the Burger King drive-up window. How complicated can your order be? How confusing can five items on a menu be? You got your hamburger; you got your fries; you [...] Read more »

The Lord Giveth; Let Him Take it Away

Another insidious practice alert by Dane Zeller: shoveling snow. There, a few more things out of my garage and I’ll be able to park my car inside this winter. You may think I’ve been hasty in my decision to throw away my snow shovel. Not so. God drops snow on all of my neighborhood. He [...] Read more »