Lifestyle Author Loses His Muse

Hamlet Monk, author of “Hobo Soup,” has had an argument with his muse. One Monkey Typing microphones were inadvertently left on in Hamlet’s cubicle at the publisher’s headquarters. Hamlet: Well? Muse: So? Hamlet: Inspire me. Muse: Four score and… Hamlet: No, that’s a cliche; you’ll have to do better. Muse: …and I took the road [...] Read more »