Paying for Healthcare? Easy.

Step 1. Go to your state lawmakers.

Step 2. Ask for an increase in sales taxes on carbohydrates.

Step 3. Require grocery stores and restaurants to collect the tax and send to a little room in your state capital building.

Step 4. Have doctors and residents sign up to use the fund.

Step 5. Have participating doctors bill the fund for office visits.

Step 6. If there is any money left over, ask pharmacies to join the fund.

We don’t need no stinkin’ massive and complete solution to healthcare!