Author Dane Zeller Faces $9,000,000 Loss

Dane Zeller, Alive

I received an emergency message in my e-mail inbox:

Dear Mr. Zeller:

We are writing to know if it’s true that you are DEAD? Because we received a notification from one MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO of USA stating that you are DEAD and that you have giving you the right to claim your funds of $9,000,000.00. He stated you died on a CAR accident. We cannot proceed with him until we confirm this by not hearing from you after 7 days.

All we need to confrim now is your been DEAD Or still Alive. We just can’t proceed with him until we confirm if this is a reality OR not. But if it happened we did not hear from you after 7 days, then we say: MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE.

May the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now.

Your Faithfully,
Mrs. Farida Waziri

Mrs. Waziri,

I am so sorry I did not respond to you more quickly. As you can see by the written words in front of you that I am NOT dead, and I declare this GERSHON SHAPIRO to be a scoundrel and a rake. This is the fourth time Mr. SHAPIRO has tried to perpetrate a hoax on my financial sources. DO NOT give him a dime!

By the way, has Mr. SHAPIRO paid that little $125 transfer fee for the $9,000,000? It’s the least he could do for me, based on his deplorable behavior.

I hope it is not too late.

Sincerely,

Dane Zeller

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